Crazy on You

cvxn:

kylebunch:

“He may be master of the universe, but he’ll never be the master of YOUR universe.”

(via)

yeah, cause he’s GAY!

fancyfastfood:

BK Quiche (Fancy Croissan’wich & Biscuit)

Ingredients (for two mini quiches):

• 1 Burger King Croissan’wich (with ham) meal, with hash browns and a coffee
• 1 Burger King Ham, Egg & Cheese biscuit meal, with hash browns and an orange juice
• 1 bottle of water

Disassemble the two breakfast sandwiches into its ingredients: eggs, bread, and ham. (The cheese will probably be melted and stuck onto the bread or ham, but that’s okay.)  Break apart the biscuit and croissant into smaller pieces and put them all into a food processor. Add about 2 tbsp. of bottled water and blend; it will soon turn back into a doughy substance.  Mold the dough into non-stick quiche pans.

Next, place all the eggs in the food processor, plus ham and hash browns to your liking.  Blend that down to a scramble and then fill the crusts.  Bake for 10 minutes in a pre-heated oven at 350°F, or until the crust becomes a golden brown.

Let it cool, then serve the quiche with coffee in a fancy cup, and orange juice in a wine glass.  Why have it your way, when you can have it the fancy way?

this is the most amazing thing I have ever seen. That’s a motherfucking quiche, ya’ll. Wow, unlike every other blog book, I would by HELL out of this.

mutebutton:

boggle:

“The rumors are true. I do have a special fellow in my life.”

For Maximus.

Can’t Take My Eyes… Off of YOU!

I think maybe (even though I loathe her) Denise Richards should recreate this for me as guest perfomer on a SYTYCD results show.

O crap! O crap! This movie is magic.